Guess how much this monstrosity costs. Go on, guess.
It's in the deluxe section of Renfest Costumes, and they're asking for $480. Now, they're recommending it for Medieval dinners or costume parties and there's not a word about the SCA, but for that much money you'd think you could at least get something that doesn't look stupid. Buyers may not care that the frills at the neck, the sleeves that flare from the shoulders, the (by Tudor standards) narrow band of fur and the metallic underskirt with gathers are not period... but who the hell would wear that thing on their head?